He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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