i jhust puked up my retainher.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I can't turn off my feet"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
