so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Randomize
