dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
