I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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