the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
The ass gains better be worth it
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