ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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