Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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