if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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