In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Randomize
