awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
home. puking in laundry basket.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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