I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I seem to have left my pride at pride
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
