Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
