East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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