I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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