Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
