Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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