I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Enjoy the penises
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Shame is for Republicans.
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