I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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