i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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