paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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