My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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