I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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