Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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