I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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