It's Friday. Sex?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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