If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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