I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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