So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So apparently I’m into choking now
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