Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Randomize
