This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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