i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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