i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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