he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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