i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
