If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We got so high we made milksteak
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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