He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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