Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
