My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
