i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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