Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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