If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Hippo gnu deer
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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