I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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