Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I would ride that face into the sunset
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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