I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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