dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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