True but thats because hes a fetus.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
These tits shall not be calmed
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