He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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