i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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