So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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