I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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